. “No,” the woman replied. “I’m with Revenue Canada.”And who said the IRS couldn’t learn more...Say thanks to Rick M. for these.The Obedie...t WifeThere was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.”And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart. I couldn’t imagine what it would be like to never be able to walk again, especially when so young. Her bitterness and sarcastic attitude were clearly her way of coping.“I just want to help, “I told her calmly.“You and everyone else,” she said.“When will you people get it? You can’t help me, so leave me alone,” she said.“You might be right, but I’d still like to try,” I said, moving towards her.“Whatever,” she said, resigned to the fact she was going to be examined again.I lowered the bed to. I didn’t know what to do. Should I stay in the car or should I walk for help? Should I hide in the trees and wait for morning or flag someone down and hope they aren’t some sort of crazed lunatic. As I was pondering my options, I noticed headlights from around the corner coming closer to me. I was nervous as I didn’t know what to do. The vehicle slowly parked behind me. It looked like a van. I silently prayed that everything would be alright. I had the doors locked as a shadowy figure. This erection was not going away, especially not now. The girls voted (entirely fairly) for me to go & get the ice-creams, but how was I going to stand up with this stonking great hard-on in the way? So I stalled for time, making dumb excuses why I couldn’t walk the short distance to the hut. Eventually Anna & Sophie agreed to go, leaving Clare and me laying beside each other on the hot pebbles as they trudged away up the beach.“You’re a bit of a flasher aren’t you?” said Clare, eyebrows.