Like, man, itwas sure fun to play with them, and to rub the "ointment" on them andenjoy the sensations. But, like, I'm a guy, not a girl, and guys don...thave things like that on their chest. For a couple of weeks I knockedoff playing with them, and didn't use any more of the ointment - eitheron my chest at night or in my bras. But it was so boring, and just, sonot fun, just to lie there in bed trying to get to sleep, and realizingthat I had these things on my chest that were so much fun to play. I guess the big surprise should have been that she had kept it suppressed as long as she had.I remembered the night I met Patty. It was at a birthday party being held for my cousin Lou. I knew who Patty was, I'd seen her around campus a lot and I'd heard all the stories and rumors about her. That she had pulled trains at the Kappa Phi house and that on a dare she had dated and fucked every member of the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, but they were just rumors and I didn't believe any of them.. ”As we got closer to home I asked James if my father was at home.“Yes, why?”“I was going to ask you in to fuck me again but it will have to wait.”“You can fuck your father instead, he’ll like that.”“You know about us fucking then?”“Of course, a good transporter knows all about his employer, besides, I’m your father’s confidant, we talk a lot when I’m driving him. Oh, by the way, Celeste has sent over your dress for tomorrow night, she tells me that you will shock lots of people.”“I may as well. Fucking. God. Of course, as soon as I began I felt comfortable. Who cared if people were objectifying me? I was in a safe environment. Why not let some people enjoy the human body? Though the pay was definitely nothing to scoff at, I loved it most for how sexy it made me feel. Fast forward a couple of years into my travels, placing me in a small town which boasted being the only legal nude beach in all of Mexico. While I’d gone topless in public before, full on naked? Are you fucking k**ding.