“Would’ve been more fun if it was a strap-on,” sighed Tru.Peri shrugged. “I like unicorns,” she conceded. “Kara said we were supposed to g...t jokey gifts.”“Well, there’s no doubt that it’s a Peri-type gift,” Fatema agreed.Allyson was about to set aside her present when Kara said, “You have to wear it, Al.”“I do?”“It’s the rules.”“There are rules?” everyone asked. “Here,” Kara said, emphatically slapping the rule sheet onto the coffee table. She pecked it with her finger. “‘Rule one: She who. ” I said.”Are you going to have sex with me for money?” He asked.”I sure will!” I said enthused.”Then, you are a whore.” He replied.”No, I’m taking your money after we have sex. Instead of men taking my money, I’m taking theirs.” I said.”Wait a minute…” Patrick said before busting out with laughter.”Instead of them taking your money, you are taking these guys’ money?” He said in between laughs.“Exactly.” I said.”I have to admit, that is pretty smart.” He said while looking at me.I’m glad. ” You complain. I say, “That’s your problem. You should thank me for doing you a favor.”We reach your apartment when I finally admit, “Okay, I guess I should be grateful. I imagine you’re trying to be helpful even though I am not drunk”. “Good since you are grateful. I need to take a piss, so let me use your bathroom.” “Officer please, can’t you just go to the nearest 7-Eleven down the block?” You ask.“Fuck no. I going to take a piss in your bathroom now let’s go bitch.” I bark and grab your. I called in the two guards we'd sent out, and when they had completed strapping their gear on to their mules we departed. I could sense our location, remembering the aerial view of the area from my dream and I pushed us north. This change of direction seemed to surprise my men but I didn't explain and they knew better than to ask.After an hour we had looped around the fishing village and approached it from the west. We were tired and the brief rest had just reminded our bodies that stiff.