I breathed as best as I could through my nose while simultaneously suppressing my urge to gag again. I could feel the tip of her dick almost reaching ...he back of my throat. My warm saliva coated her shaft as my tongue wiggled around as best as it could in the confined space.She thrust her hips into me, her light tufts of pubic hair tickling my lips. Luckily, I was able to take a large gulp of air before she did it. I almost felt light-headed as the tip of her dick nuzzled the back of my throat.. She barely noticed the coolness touching the back of her body. She had buried her fingers in his thick dark hair, loving the way it felt in her hands and using it to hold him to her face as she ravished his mouth with hers."Hmmm," slipped from her mouth as he pulled his mouth away to plant kisses from her ear to her collarbone, his facial hair tickling her bare skin all the way. "How could you think I would be angry with a greeting like this?" He whispered in her ear as he pulled her earlobe. The baby isn’t out yet. You’ll have to wait 16 years before he tells you he’s gay... Yes, ma’am, this IS the maternity hospital, but no. We don’t have any return policy.How can you tell if your gas station attendant used to be a porn star?When the gas starts coming out, he pulls out the nozzle, and sprays it on the windshield... You think of pirates as being all smiley. Actually, they’re all Somali... I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got run over.Inside a Russian woman, there’s another. ”“You see,” Melody said, “all our friends here are lonely and a little scared of the dark. We’re all going to be down here in this big room all by ourselves tonight and we just want a little kiss goodnight.”“You wouldn’t deny us a goodnight kiss, would you?” Bree asked. “I mean here we are, all in our jammies, ready to be tucked into bed and we just want one little kiss.”“Each,” Sonia hurriedly added. “Think of poor Allison, Tony. She came all the way out here from Kansas to see you. You.