None of thatlazy, three chord, bad guitar playing can even compare to anything thatMars Volta or As I Lay Dying puts out."I smirked, "Dude, let me gue...s, you read, or at least read comments on,Guitar World magazine's page. They think Van Halen's "Eruption" is agood song, when it's actually just guitar masturbation." Ethansnickered as I said the word 'masturbation' but I frowned at him, andhe stopped. I continued, "Sweep picking doesn't make a good song. Haveyou ever heard of Alice in Chains?. Instead of prohibiting it, we condone it. We embrace it. We encourage it. All the women here are expected to provide sex to all the men anytime that they want it."This was all too much for me! "You mean, I get to have sex with all of these women?" That's right. We have a dress code that requires all women to wear only short dresses, short miniskirts, or micro-miniskirts. The dresses must all be at least six inches above the knee. Some women wear panties and some women go without panties. Some. Her tongue did magic that I’d never known before, teasing taking bringing me to the edge several times and then slowly bringing me down . She brushed her hair back out of her face and over her ear with a finger, one of the most feminine movements I’ve ever seen. She kissed my legs and belly. Then played with me and even jokingly talked to it. She took the tip into her mouth once more and I looked down at her and said “I want you….. Now.” She smiled and gave me a gentle nibble with her. I was no longer turned on by the sight of my wife naked and I was horrified by the thought.I started to think. What was wrong with me? It had to be me, right? She was still the same woman I had married nearly 25 years ago. So what she had gained a lot of weight and her body suffered the effects of age and gravity. She had bore my two children. What more could I have asked of one human being? I was no longer the young stud I once was either. I felt so ashamed. I turned away."What's wrong?".