I go to lillys bed and find it empty so I go to walk out to see if shes in the bathroom.Just as I'm about to leave when I see Lilly's computer is on,c...rious I go over and i see a picture of me in a bright red speedo flexing my biceps trying to look fierce and sexy at the same time.I laugh as I remember that day,I was invited to a beach party and as a joke I bought a speedo and when I came home Lilly asked what i had in the bag,I told her and she insisted on having a photo shoot. Twenty photos. "The madam rang a small bell and one of her African staff appeared with a young British officer in tow, his hands tied before him. He looked wide-eyed and frightened, but the first thing I noticed was his short, auburn wig and the second was his bare feet. I was sure this man possessed the lean flanks I had seen between Joanna's thighs the previous day."Isn't he nice?" Joanna asked. "And so polite. Introduce yourself, sir," she said to the morose subaltern whose knees quivered."Ensign Freeman,. The Englishman answers with a bit of humour,“No sir, I do not! But while we’re asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving on the other side?”This has been made possible by a sharing Reader.If God was a Woman...1. Sex would smell like chocolate2. Farts would smell like roses3. Dogs would smell spring fresh4. Babies would come from vending machines5. Men would be born with a permanent erection6. All women would have the same size breasts7. There would. He had set her up to be expelled and it went down like clock work until that bitch had stuck her nose in. Yes this night was just the best ever.After this he would have to figure out some payback on Cathy. He had made a deal with the bitch that got him and dad in power, but she had betrayed him with stepping in too save Jamie. Wonder what Jamie would think if she knew that she had engineered her and mom's downfall. He hadn't done any of the shit that he claimed had happened that day with Cathy..