”“Prejudice comes from all directions. You don’t have to be white to be racist.”“No shit! Keisha obviously isn’t, but she needs to keep th... peace.”“I know the answer to this, but I’m going to ask anyway. What if your son or daughter brought home a black boyfriend or girlfriend?”“If this were 1980 in Clermont County, Ohio, I’d be worried for their safety. But this is 1991 in Chicago. It’s a world of difference. You know I have no problems with race of any kind. You and I grew up in a county that. She was touching my legs with hers. We returned to our respective rooms. As I was about to boot my laptop to watch a movie I heard a knock on the door. I opened.She was standing there. She asked, “Hey, I have a question for you.” I said, “OK, go ahead”. She said, “How many more signals will it take?”I took one of her hand and pulled her towards me and wrapped my arm around her waist. I kissed her, walking further backwards into my room. I slipped both of my hands down her back and under her. Despite the drool from her mouth and her hair being greasy and matted, she was still the most beautiful creature I had ever seen. Her clothes were wrinkled and dirty from not being changed in what could only have been days - or even a week or so. She slowly opened her eyes and looked about the room lazily until they locked with mine. A look of surprise illuminated her face and she quickly scrambled out of the chair and came over to the side of the bed.“Pathios!” she exclaimed. “You shouldn’t be. I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.Even the cake was in tiers.We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea.Runs in our jeans.A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar.The bartender gave it to her.Want to hear a word I just made up?Plagiarism.Why do cows wear bells?Because their horns don't work.What did the pirate say when he turned 80?Aye Matey.To.