"A simple ring?" He took it out of the box and was surprised at how heavy it was for its size. The only decoration on it was a stylized letter 'C' ins...de the band, which he felt grateful for. It must have been an heirloom since it had signs of worn. Still, at least it fits his name. When he slipped the ring on his ring finger, it started to get warm. "Could have had a gold ring, at least."Written on the paper was a letter from her father. "Old man, you could have told me this before I left.". She felt something pushing at the tiny opening and thought it was his finger at first, but quickly realized that he was inserting a butt plug into her ass. Again she squirmed, feeling the fullness of the plug and the vibrations of the toy in her pussy. He laughed and took her by the arm, guiding her into the bar, which was a fairly dimly lighted place, frequented by bikers and truckers. They got drinks and went to the single empty booth in the place. She slid in and he followed her, sliding. Later on things would get even more complicated when Mark, Randi, Wonder and the dog plus other assorted spear carriers, some symbolic others real, would make their appearance. If you're the kind of reader that enjoys lots of characters, have I got one for you here! Basically the target for the evening was the ladies from the Human Physiology Department. They had all partaken of Wilson's special tea and settled down for naps of various durations. Each fell into a dream state that was. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping!With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"So the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.Tarzan & Jane are swinging through the trees one day, with Tarzan repeatedly making his jungle call.Suddenly he lets out an almighty ear-splitting shriek.He turns to.