You will get a front row seat of every detail of my fun, from the expansion of human knowledge, to the effects of one of my orgasms when I point it at...a distant planet.(Spoiler: it’s not pretty for the planet, and the galaxy)You might be asking how I look right about now? I have had many looks before my singularity, the moment all versions of me, from all timelines become one, and thus I became truly unique… it’s amazing you know? So different from mortals and lesser gods… can you believe that. Like us, they were a devoted couple. They had two grown children who had moved out of home now. Chloe was always gorgeous, tall, blond, good looking and tits that had men lusting after her. Dave was always athletic. He ran marathons and boxed when he was younger, now he just worked out in the gym to maintain his great shape.One evening, about a month ago we went out for dinner with them. We catch up every couple of months and usually enjoy each other's company. After the meal, Dave and I were. She turned back to look at me and the knowing glint in her eye was plain to see."Hello," I smiled, knowing that today was our day. The day when it was just the two of us.She gave me a slight nod as she stood there holding her basket. I could tell her eyes were filled with mischief as she glanced left and right before saying anything."Did you have a nice time yesterday," she asked, "with Ruth?"Our eyes met as she slowly walked along her side of the aisle to the vegetable stall. She glanced over. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice."The bull tries to mount.