”The man says, “Will that give me longer to live?”The doc replies, “No, but it’ll certainly seem longer.”“My missus dumped me ‘cos she...says I’m too obsessed with football,” said the first fella.“How long have you been with her?” asked the second fella.“Six seasons.”A young Scotsman leaves home and moves to New York. After six months his mom calls him and she asks how he finds the Americans. “Horrible,” he says. “They’re always yelling and screaming. I hate how they constantly pound on the walls. He pushed my neck down, so I was bent over, and he started eating my ass. Jamie loved eating my ass...I think sometimes he could just eat my ass and be satisfied. So he's eating my ass, and I'm pushing back on his tongue, and using my hands to spread my cheeks open farther.I thought he was getting ready to fuck me up against the door, but he stopped, grabbed me by the shirt and started dragging me up the stairs, toward the bedroom. Mind you: my sweats are still down around my ankles, as he's. ..”Diana smiled. “We don’t have time for a full demonstration just now, and you need to make that list of things you wish to discuss with your attorney. He’ll want to know about your finances as well as Edi’s. And while we’re on that subject; don’t worry about the attorney’s fee. Jeff and I will pick that up.”“Diana,” Kei spoke up, “I cannot allow you to...”“Kei, Baby, I told you that you were part of us. Sooner or later you’re going to realize that I meant it. Now, just concentrate on getting. Colleen seemed to want to make sure Winnie completely understood how it was going to be." ... be a good girl and take care of our husband." Colleen's direction to Winnie was pretty brave, and clear. She saw the three of us as a single marriage and my two ladies wanted Winnie to make us a foursome.I knew they didn't love me any less, but adding another woman to our lives, home, and bedroom was a huge change. The immediate need, in the eyes of Rebecca and Colleen, is me. They'd experienced how.