You thought your legs were sexy before, didn’t you?”“Yes.”“Well now they’re even sexier.”Nod.I paused, wondering how far Mom would let t...is hypothetical go. Whenever I’d so far as mentioned sex in the past, it had woken her up. As a hypothetical twenty-year old, however, she might be a bit more open-minded... “Just looking at your sexy, stockinged legs starts to turn you on...”“You really are good at this! Thanks so much for that...”Ah well. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.Session 26:“So. If anyone was known to be a problem to the king, Sir Gerald would be dispatched to deal with it. Shortly, the man who Gerald had been sent to deal with would be found dead. It was the king himself who gave Gerald the nickname which would stay with him the rest of his life, Sir Gerald the Poacher. It was said that no prey could evade the Poacher, once he had been assigned to the hunt. Two years after Samantha’s death, Henry divorced Catherine. The king of Spain protested, but Henry ignored it.. “Clever bitch eh, need to be with a gob like yours,” I advised, "Ent going to get far wi your bloody looks and that's a bloody fact..“How much were you asking?” the slimy one asked.I told him, showed him chit for it.“Yes we will pay the asking price,” the slimy bastard said rooking me, “The cheque please Miss Rathbone.” and they give me it and it were done.I nipped round bank and paid it in quick. Daft bastard on counter near fainted at size of cheque but I drew out a fair few quid and went. He was kind and gentle, and always treated her well.But sex, when they had any at all, was very dull. They were both virgins when they married. Unfortunately, Barney seemed to have little imagination and even less sex drive. In fact, they had had sex in only one way, at night, in bed, missionary style with little or no foreplay. Betty sometimes suspected that there was a tiger lurking behind Barney's timid approach to sex, but she had no idea of how to bring it forth.Wilma, Betty's neighbor and.