So you my slave then . I say. Yes sir. She says. I tell her too get on her back and play with that pussy tell I tell you other wise. She does just tha... and she is freaking herself off like hell. Saying all kind of shit. I will do what you tell me Master. Ooooooooooooo! Im about to cum. She says. She squirts on my floor. This bitch is on fire. So I tell her to go to the bed room and I tie her up. I take off my belt and whip her across the back. She moans and says yes. I say Who your Master. ..no problem with me doing my...duty...," Elenore stuttered."When you joined me you promised me to serve me sexually, right?" I reminded her. "Yea I did and I will honor that promise, I don't want to go back," Elenore replied."Right now I want your sex impaled by my sword handle tonight, why are you not on the bed already?" I asked, making sure to add a dangerous hint in my eyes as I delivered a dashing smile smile."The handle is so big, I prefer the first time to be something more reasonably. Setting down the bucket on a worktop, he produced what can only be described as a pipe."I have to catheter you." Once done, (an experience I have never really grown fond of) I was told to don a pair of skin-tight panties, made of some rubber. "This rubber is porous, sort of like latex mixed with Lycra. So your skin can breathe." I nodded and donned the tight, tight undergarment. My penis was pushed flat against my stomach and the catheter was fed through a hole in the bottom of the panties. I. Ottawa who?3. Tax is 5% instead of the approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the country.4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN1. You never run out of wheat.2. Your province is really easy to draw.3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.4. People will assume you live.