I didn't understand why I was so attracted to Alice. I hardly knew her. We'd been in each other's lives for less than a week. She was on my mind twent...-four seven. I felt the heat of the pressure cooker.I curiously seemed to be getting a crush on Alice, but that was impossible. Crushes were for kids with pimples who have to be home by midnight. I was an old fart. I didn't do crushes. Then again, who the fuck knows?I spent a few extra seconds fingering her asshole. Alice giggled as I continued. I most definitely didn't have the time or the inclination to start going back to the local C&W bars! Frankly nearly every military divorce I helped council seemed to start with "well I met her at a bar". I wanted to meet a woman and start a life-long relationship, but I didn't want another 'Beth'. I wasn't quite living like a monk but I certainly wasn't getting anything resembling regular sex either.With less than a month to go before my retirement I was single and without any plans for my life. Which of these unpronounceable bluish things do you think would most likely give him the worst indigestion tomorrow?" A tricky choice ... something half-rotten and smelly would seem like a good start though."Probably so. I selected the oldest dated and smelliest package of Bleu d'Auvergne cheese I could find. My lovely assistant made a strange and entirely different sort of choice: A nice aged smoked Gouda."I don't think that's 'frog' cheese." I reminded her."Well the frogs can keep the rest of. BD reply's "Oh yea hes ready."I hear pants unzip and fall to the floor. Footsteps heading towards my field of view but my eyes are watering from BD's large head being lodged down my throat. BD finally lets my head up and I'm shocked by what I see. One of my family's neighbors with his cock out resting on the biggest pair of balls I've ever seen. He had been married while I was younger and we never really interacted with him much. I knew his face and it was defiantly him. "Soon as you sent the.