It all started on a drunken night out playing snooker and as always happens the conversation got around to our wives and our sex life, Phil said my wi...e was fit as fuck and always looked stunning i said she looked better with fuck all on and he said yes i bet she does have you any pictures and laughed. I always have got a buzz when i see men watching my wife and i know they think i'm punching well above my weight and i know i am.One time in Thailand we were on an trip on a river boat and the. I wondered if he signed all his letters "Bud." Up to you," I said, resisting the urge to swallow the lump in my throat or cough it up and spit. The ghost of Christmas past was about to visit, I feared. I could hear the chains clanking.He rocked back in his chair while I thought of Marley's ghost."He says you beat up your wife and threatened your kid. You do that?" Yep," I said, tasting bile and nodding. "I was drunk." You still drinking?" Jepperson asked, lowering his eyebrows, tucking in his. Jessica now witnesses another sculpture being brought forth. Four she-goats, each is mounting the one in front of themselves along a pole. Thepaper funnels let Jessica know that these are living creatures bound tothe pole much like she is. Completely covered in the gray clay, just asshe is, she sees oil and herbs leaking from their well-crafted mold. Nowthree poles installed in the fireplace turn slowly being heated as logsare added to the fire below. This is becoming extremely uncomfortable.. "I've been to see a couple of doctors and all they saidwas that I was fit, healthy and to stop trying to be who I am not andAuntie Mo said there were a lot of men skinnier than me, shorter and notnearly as intelligent. I was born this way and to thank God for my brainand work with my assets." They forgot to tell you that you have a lot of courage as well." Courage! Me?" You woke up and discovered the ship you were on had been wrecked on adesert island and had been abandoned and you didn't.