." "im on my way"when my brother got here we sat down and had a really long talk and i felt like i new my brother again we arranged to go have some lu...ch the next day so my brother left and i managed to give him a hug so my day went on and the next day it was soon time to go meet my brother for lunch and harvey had a medical appointment so im looking all round my apartment for my car keys but after a long hour of searching for them i couldnt find them and used the spare ones instead i left my. You know, your dad used to talk about how you would’ve been a historian if it had made sense as a career. I sort of got interested. Couldn’t understand how somebody would get into history like that. I sort of understand now.”“Uh...” I spoke, trying to buy a little time to understand the conversation and collect my thoughts. “So you’re saying that YOU would like that trip?”“I would,” she affirmed, head bobbing. “But if it’s a solitary thing for you...”“Wasn’t specifically, but like I said, who. I have enough problems Of my own!!Give up smoking, drinking, and sexGod visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking, and sex if she wants to get into heaven.The woman said she would try her best.God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.“Not bad” said the woman, “I’ve given up smoking and drinking, but when I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to. Peter's already fucked both my arse and my cunt, so I'll give you the choice. Which of my holes do you want, first?”“First? If there's going to be a second time, I'd like your cunt for the first time. Are you really going to take both of us at the same time?”“Fuck yes. I've only ever dreamed about it before, but suddenly I'm free to live all my fantasies. Here Peter, put some of this lube in my arsehole. I'll spread some on your beautiful cock.”Within seconds my boss was lying on his back on.