He never buys anyone a drink. All he does, all night long, is sit in the booth licking his eyebrows.”bobw40 ‎ contributions, with thanksAn Old Pil...t’s Wisdom... I was the only speaker to show up, so I had the stage to myself. I talked about staying in school, getting good grades and all that usual bullshit; and since I had plenty of time because those other guys didn’t show, I threw it open for questions.The last one asked was, “Can you give us a couple of your life’s philosophical beliefs?”I. It was eye opening. After about an hour of going through all they had, the toys and other various things including the crazy variety of porn we all had a different idea of what Sarah should get. Rachel had a 10” on that was shaped like a cat that seemed to have a lot of different settings. I had a large 9” dildo with balls attached that didn’t vibrate. Sarah had this huge 12” super cock. “Wow, easy there Sarah, it’s your first toy best not try and split yourself in half yet,” I told her. . She’s a force of nature but she’s got a good heart and can't help herself when a good looking woman’s about. I doubt if she’s ever had a real relationship with anything apart from the theatre. So why aren’t you promiscuous?” “Well, I am, in a way.” Faye rolled her eyes. “I’m getting there. When I was with Olivia….” “The bitch who slapped you?” “Yes, that bitch. I was faithful. I have no idea if she was. What I mean is if I am in a relationship I am not promiscuous. If I’m not I have been known. There’s no doubt in my mind. The only thing that might stop him is his fear of asking you to marry him and having you saying ‘no.’”“There isn’t a chance in hell of that happening. I dream of that moment. Saying ‘no’ won’t enter my mind.”“Well, good luck. If I were in your shoes, I’d drop a hint or two. Maybe even ask him indirectly. Like asking him where your relationship is heading. You know, like doing it when you’re sharing a moment alone.”“I just might do that. I know just the place to ask.