What did you have in mind? Why don't you hit on one of those fine women out there?" I would, but I heard you handle dick with the best of em and it is...tough to find a woman who will use their mouth on, well, how can I put this, someone who is well endowed. Most bitches are just lazy and don't want to put in the time." said Freddy."You mean to tell me that you are that well-endowed?" I asked. "Bullshit, you're what... 5'5, 5'6?"Freddy was very short but he had disproportionately long arms and. Maybe it was because I was drunk or even because I was bored but I blurted out ‘No, not really, this is crap’. Ashley stopped dead and glared at, pure hatred in her eyes. ‘Sorry to have bothered you, I thought we were having fun, if I’m crap do you want me to get off and go?” She said in a huff. Like an idiot the words ‘I’m sorry but maybe that’s a good idea, shall I call you a taxi?” Shot out of my mouth. ‘You fucking shit. You total fucking shit, fuck you’ Erupted from her in true drama queen. More booze flowed and at about 9 we ran out of wine, Clive a 50 something year old photographer who lived with his wife (the hon something) next door but one to us on the green volunteered to go to the village pub for more supplies and asked me if I would give him a hand. I agreed of course.Clive had once tried to talk me into letting him take some glamour photos of me, before I was married, it didn't come to anything but it was a very tempting.We set off on foot, it was only a few hundred. Just then the girl she had sent off arrived with a bag,which she emptied out on the ground, making a little heap of blackshoes. Akita snorted and waved at the heap, obviously it was for me totry to get a pair to fit. I tried to bend over but the tight corset dugin and I could hardly breathe, so I managed to squat and search amongstthe heap. Getting rid of those that looked too small or big, I selecteda plain shiny one which went on well and finding its twin only took asecond, but standing up.