We’ve been neighbors since middle school and we’ve been inseparable since middle school. This will go to my grave cross my heart and hope to die. ...couts honor I promise. Are you sure I can’t convince you to stay and eat this pizza with me? Look no pepperoni this time. It’s halal” she said giving off a slight chuckle with her ever enchanting smile. Amina laughing at her remarks and smiling back at her and contagious smile, “maybe another time. Besides I think my moms making my favorite arab dish. She just grinned at me, took my hand and said, "Come on, let's go."When we arrived in the kitchen, there were naked people every where. A dark Asian lady gave me a huge grin and handed me a warm cup of coffee. A beautiful brunette lit a smoke and handed it to me. The Latin lady was herding the three kids out of the kitchen toward the living room. A chubby black guy was motioning me toward the porch. A skinny chick and a young lady were on the porch sipping coffee. Busy.I sat on the porch and. “You just hold the stick at the base with your right hand,” I breathed out a bit, she had a twinkle in her eyes, we never broke our eye contact. Then slowly, and more softer than before, I continued, “then with your left, you hold it like you would a pencil,” our faces moved closer slightly, we were now silently panting, “but you put the stick in between your index and middle finger so it doesn…” at that moment, she leaned up and kissed me, no tongue. I was sure she felt electricity. The kiss. There are cameras all through the basement and in the elevator but none actually scan this area immediately in front of the elevator. I timed my affectionate assault perfectly.’ ‘Good heavens, I must report that breach in security. Good boy.’ ‘You have a firm ass for an old woman.’ ‘Thank you assshole. You really are a misfit. You have no respect for seniority or for your superiors but at least you are good at your job. Complaints about computer faults and standard of servicing have reduced.