25 cents. The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over and whispers “The wife did it”.A man stood outside his house after a bitter divor...e and noticed a crate of beer bottles. He took out an empty bottle and smashed it onto the wall swearing “You are the reason I don’t have a wife”. He smashed the second bottle “You are the reason I don’t have children”. He smashed the third bottle “You are the reason I don’t have a job”. When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was. ‘No’, Daniel replied and sat on a leather couch, ‘You don’t like the baby thing very much, do you?’ ‘Look, there are many things I don’t like about you. I mean, I don’t like your marriage. Your wife. And now you want to be a father! I don’t know how you’ll get out of this marriage if there’s a child involved…’ ‘Get out of…what? Are you crazy?’ ‘I’m fine.’ ‘I’m not getting out. I’m happily married, why would I want to get out.’ ‘Because you love me.’ ‘Yes, I love you. And I love my wife, it’s. I assumed that she was a little upset because I almost came inside her hot pussy. I went to bed that night a little worried about her, we’d have to have a long talk in the morning.I was awakened by the door opening and I could see the silhouette of my mother standing there. I pushed up on my elbows a little scared to say anything. She moved into the room sitting her bag on the floor and the light that entered from outside showed me the huge dildo hanging between her thighs. It looked so much. If you're familiar with her adventures, you might like the thread I'm currently focused on, which is called "Jake and Abbie Go to a Wedding." It's the longest story to date, and features extensive and varied scenes over the course of a wild wedding weekend. She was making small talk in the coffee room with a guy from work, Jake, and the subject came up of how she helped a friend paint her bedroom over the weekend. Jake knew Abbie was always one to say yes to her friends, so Jake casually asked.