“Don’t worry, Your Holiness. The world’s smartest man just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack!”The following items are compliments of...J & B.After the brief Falkland Islands war, a British regiment commander was addressing some troops under his command who had heroically performed above and beyond the call of duty. He informed them that Her Majesty’s Army had committed to reward each of the three soldiers 100 pounds per inch of distance between two different parts of the man’s body.The. "This is so fucking hot," I said. "You girls are the best." I started to scoot over to Deisha."Oh my god, look at that thing," said Deisha. "Look how naughty that is."Deisha embraced me in a kiss as I got up behind her and glided into her well-lubed ass. Squish squish squish squish."It's only getting naughtier," I said."Especially now," said Mandy, as she took a hand and spread open her cheek. My cock was so well lubed with both the lube itself and the ass juices of Ananya, Nava, Zoe, and. Fir mai shalu se gussa bhari aawaz me bolaMe: “Mujhse jo hua vo galti se hua, par tu jaan boojh kar mujhe dekhi??? Ye toone theek nahi kiya shalu.”Fir thode derr sannata chha gaya vahan, ghar pr sirf mai or shalu the to mai socha k doobara osse bolta hu or guilty feel karata hu.Me: “Kyo kiya toone aisa, maine koi jan boojh kar tujhe nude nahi dekha tha, ‘raj’ or ‘pankaj'(mere chote mama k bete) ko khana dena tha, isliye kitchen pe gaya tha, vaha ki khidki khuli hui thi jahan se tu mujhe kapde. There was nothing for it, Juan and I both fired at him before he could shoot at us. One of us caught him in the chest and the other caught him in the gut. It didn't make any difference which bullet came from which gun, either one would have killed him.We both bent over the dead man to see what we could learn. The first thing I checked was his gun; it was a cap and ball Army Brass. This had to be the yahoo that shot John, but we still didn't know why. We looked through his pockets, but we didn't.