He knew instantly why. He helped the woman up. "I'll take that as a yes." Then he held up the woman's hand, glistening in her juices. "And that's defi...itely a yes about her enjoying it, too." Everyone laughed and cheered as she tried to calm herself down a little. He looked down at her with his hand on her shoulder. "Such a naughty girl. And what happens to naughty girls?" he asked the crowd. "They get spanked!" about half the crowd responded. "No, please Sir. Please don't spank me. I'll be. ..it?s nothing.Really."Rita closed in on him some more, ultimately bringing her lips close toTimmy?s ear. "You wanted to know if Larry has a big, fat cock, don?tyou, Tammy Porntoy?"Timmy hung his head shamefully. "I...I can?t help it...I-Ican?t...think...these thoughts..." Oh yes, you can," she spoke alluringly into Timmy?s ear now. "Don?tbe ashamed of what you are, slut. You want Larry?s cock in your mouth.You want to suck on it. Lick it. Milk it of every last drop of thick,warm cum." Her lips. .. my mouth. To use my mouth on him! She says it's the absolute best! The ultimate!She sighed heavily. But that's a pleasure I'll never know. Never, ever, ever, no matter how much I need it. Er, I mean, how much I'm curious about it. I'm just being a helpful mommy by showing off my body to him in sexy ways!She ran her hands all over herself, supposedly in an effort to smooth and straighten her robe. But in reality, she was like a volcano of lust on the cusp of eruption.When Alan came down for. " laughed a voice beside me and someone else behind me slapped me on the shoulder."Lucky bugger," he said. "My missus couldn't even get her big toe in them buggers."Mum had her head buried in my shoulder, shaking with laughter, but she was excited too, I could tell that by her eyes when she looked up at me."Well at least I won't get my knickers in a twist." she laughed and half the pub laughed with us.We didn't buy another drink all night, total strangers were insisting that they be allowed to.