I was soon rewarded as a rush of warm and slippery female fluids sprayed against my fingers, moving my mouth quickly to lick up some of the mess with ... few content sighs. 'Mmm delicious..' I licked off a few fingers and pressed my tongue back into her, swirling it around to collect the sticky fem cum. I loved hearing her moan and knowing I was making her happy, it was so erotic in its own sense to know I made her hot and bothered. She pulled away, motioning for me to stand up as she was. If God was a Woman...1. Sex would smell like chocolate2. Farts would smell like roses3. Dogs would smell spring fresh4. Babies would come from vending machines5. Men would be born with a permanent erection6. All women would have the same size breasts7. There would be no cellulite8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE9. Men would be born with an “OFF” switch10. There would be no “Hooters”11. A man’s paycheck would be made payable to his wife12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with. It’s been 2 years since I got anything inside me.By hearing this I raised her nighty and held her thighs. I lifted her across the wall and was kissing her. She removed my belt and lowered my pant. I gave her the condom. She took the condom in her mouth, placed it like a balloon over her mouth and asked me to push my dick in her mouth.This was the best thing ever I did while having sex ever in my life. The moment I pushed the dick, the condom got covered. I then lifted her across the wall and. One of these days I was going to sit Myrna down and have a serious talk about who was boss in my home.When I recovered from all the knots and bumps from her favorite iron skillet, she would still be boss in the house. But I would have at least let her know how I felt about the whole thing. She had already chased me out of the house when I first came over here because I told her she didn't know how to cook chicken like we Frenchmen did. As she was chasing me with the skillet, she hit me and.