Take the other parachute and save yourself.”The Boy Scout just smiles. “Don’t worry, Your Holiness. The world’s smartest man just jumped out o... the plane wearing my backpack!”The following items are compliments of J & B.After the brief Falkland Islands war, a British regiment commander was addressing some troops under his command who had heroically performed above and beyond the call of duty. He informed them that Her Majesty’s Army had committed to reward each of the three soldiers 100 pounds. Get me in bed with a young girl so that when I found out what you were doing behind my back and blew my stack you could say, "Just hold on there a minute mister, I didn't see you pushing the young stuff away." Okay, I'm partially to blame because I didn't turn around and get the hell out of that bedroom as soon as I found out that the blindfold wasn't part of a surprise party. But the bottom line is that last night wasn't for me, it was for you. Insurance for you so that if I ever found out. "A change came over her as she walked back to me. Where moments before she had been shy and kind of timid, now her face was filled with lust. She leaned over me and kissed me hard, her saggy tits hung from her skinny chest as she broke our kiss and she pushed me back on the bed. "She said that you taste good too!" She dropped her face to my lap and licked my shaft from my hairy balls to the tip. "Mmmm." She climbed up onto the bed and straddled my face between her scrawny thighs. I looked up. Campbell pushed him back against the sofa and lifted one leg to straddle him. She pushed her breasts into his face. Ron pulled down the vest hard which uncovered one of her nipples. Ron took it into his mouth and rolled his tongue over it. Mrs. Campbell moaned softly, and began grinding her crotch against his thigh. Ron felt the hard strength on his penis pushing further and further against Mrs. Campbell's leg. She lifted his head and embraced his mouth with hers. Their tongues slid and danced.