"What the hell are you doing here?" I asked, light-hearted and light-headed ( it was a football Sunday, I had been drinking for three or four hours by...then, and hadn't seed her in the year and a half since my wife's funeral.She laughed out loud as she got out of the drivers side., the side facing away from my porch after her Dukes of Hazard move. I had never particularly liked her personality whenever we saw each other on previous family gatherings, but had always jerked off to the idea of. "Oh, I've missed you so much. I've been looking forwardto this all week," he said as he stepped towards me.I held up my hand. "I'm sorry Mark. I really just not up to this today.I had a difficult night last night and I'm just not feeling very...romantic."I wasn't sure how he'd react, but I thought he might be annoyed. Butinstead he said, "You poor thing. Here you sit down and why don't you tellme about it."I let him lead me over to the kitchen table and he pulled out a chair forme. He. Pure royalty is how she looked. We got back in the car to get some dinner. As I sat across from her, I just wanted to take her in my arms and hug her forever. "I feel so alive," she said. "You look absolutely incredibly delicious," I said. "I knew you'd be a new woman but I am absolutely amazed. Where have you been hiding this woman?" I don't know," she said "but she doesn't exist any more. I've decided to tell John that the friend I met talked me into having it done." I can't wait to hear how. Ah, what a great feeling!Driving back, I passed by a drug store and felt my luck was unbeatable,so I stopped in. I selected a nice very pale pink fingernail polish andgrabbed a bottle of remover. I strode up to the counter where a youngteen girl waited on me. She picked up the nail polish and looked at itfor a moment. She got a little smile on her lips and said, "This is foryou, isn't it?" I thought I was going to pass out! I stammeredsomething unintelligible while turning what must have.