I arrived home safely without incident!This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in ...y garage I don't know what to do with it.A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the carThe boy. “You’ve been here before?”“Yes, I’ve been coming here for gifts for the past couple years. I love your suggestions and I love your sense of style,” I replied.She was looking very sexy tonight, just like I remembered her from years past. Short hair with glasses, a deep plunging blouse and long flowing dress. She had on a necklace and was wearing boots to complete the ensemble. She was in her early-fifties and definitely a cougar.“No eggnog this year, huh?” I said. She usually had eggnog that she. “I like that I'm not shy with you.”“I'm curious about something. Do you think women dress to attract men or dress to please themselves?”“I don't know for sure. I think some women do and some women don't know if they do or not. It's hard being a women in our culture. Sex is all over the place...in advertisements, in the movies, in the music and most men gawk even if they try to hide it.” “It's confusing for men, too, but I always look at a sexy woman.” I took a sip of coffee and looked at her. "Abigail shook her head. "Ah ain't anything special," she told him. "But I promise I won't let your birthday go uncelebrated. Well unless, you get pissed 'cause I ain't coaxing it to life."He snorted. "As long as y'ar there, Ah'll be happy," he promised her, but Abigail gave him a grin."Yer dain't say that last year." Abigail!" Lisa cried. "You've done what?" Ahh ... calm down," her friend snapped. "It ain't a big deal. It's just a few pennies for a ... oh donnae look so surprised. I'm missing.