"Behold my BlissMachine!" she cried and with a dramatic gesture threw the curtain open. Now that the place could be seen in its entirety, it becamecl...ar that in a previous life it was a small private theater. The curtainrevealed a raised wooden stage complete with a prompter?s booth and the remainsof old decorations; once upon a time this stage was used to perform plays; now,however, it was occupied by a baffling apparatus. This hulking, insane-looking contraption reached halfway tothe. He was laughing because I was so enthusiastic in my praise for what he did. I really thought that Syd and my paths would never cross again after this phone call. Then about 3 weeks later, Syd called me. He said that he thought I might like to join him and a few friends for "poker night" on Saturday...but the way he said it sounded more like "poke-her night". It had me wondering why he called me and what was really going to happen there. I told my wife I was going to a poker party with the guy. I'd been given some illegalbovine hormones, and would need to be milked every day for the rest of mylife.I started to laugh, but stopped when I noticed that my tongue was lollingout, and all of my teeth had been removed.My face had also been tattooed to look like a cow, although I wouldeventually be given a series of plastic surgeries to adjust my features sothat I wouldn't even need the tattoos.Finally, there was a large metal ring pierced through the base of my nose.I just sat there and. Jab maine gate khola to dekha anushka baahar khadi hai.usne poocha papa andar kaun hai ,mom aur didi to chale gaye,aap kisse baaten kar rahe the.maine hakalate hue bola koi nahin.lekin mere bolne ke andaaj se usko sak ho gaya ki koi hai.vo sidhe bed ke paas jhankne lagi aur andar dekhkar boli dimpi aunti,usne bola baahar niklo vo jab baahar nikli to dekha uske sarar par ek bhi kapda nahi tha.aur uski choot aur pet par mera virya saaf dikhayi de raha tha.anushka boli dimpi aunti aap abhi yahan.