I'll probably get tetanus and die, he figured darkly. When he got in front of his door, he sighed, pulled his finger outof his mouth, and inserted...the key in the lock. It stuck. Again. "Oh, how fucking predictable," he cursed, and shook the keyviolently until it turned. "Shit." He opened the door, taking a tiny bit of vengeful pleasure atbouncing it noisily off the wall, and taking a bit more in slamming itafterwards. His roommate Paul was standing in the middle of the. Yes, I'll marry you."We both stood up, I wiped the tears from her eyes and we kissed. Wekissed long and hard. Then we hugged. Finally Sara asked, "Did you havethis planned all along?" No," I replied, "I was going to do it on your birthday. But I justcouldn't wait."She kissed me again. Then looked at the ring. Then kissed me again.Then looked at the ring.Finally she went into the bathroom to cleanup from crying and I fixed mylipstick. We then walked out onto the patio hand in hand. . "What double-wide?" Sherry asked."It came with some folks that are no longer around. I think they were hauling it toward Mexico for some missionary work," I said."Have they got decent trucks rigged up to pull it?" Stacy asked."You won't believe it but they had a pair of Freightliners with condos," I said."Damn, to haul mobile homes? They must have had some big donations from somewhere," Sherry said."No doubt, but they don't need any of it now and we do," Carl said."I hope one of you won't mind. ”He shrugged, “I’m trying not to be an arrogant prick.”“Again ... a very mature way of looking at it.”“Hmm,” he thought aloud as they jogged. “Guess my balls finally dropped.”She laughed again.“Jesus, James, you should go into stand-up.”“Naw, that takes real talent and focus. My goals are a lot simplier.”“Speaking of talent, any thoughts on what you want to do in the future?”“I was thinking of becoming a priest.”She blinked and looked at him as he grinned, “Fuck you, James.” Her grin.