A blonde buys a chainsaw to cut down some trees in her backyard and gets the one that says “Guaranteed to cut down 100 trees a day” on the box. �...Great” she thinks “I only want to cut down 5 trees, but I bet this one will get the job done in no time at all!”Three days later returns to the shop dirty and sweaty and says: “I am sorry, but this is very misleading advertising! It says I can cut down 100 trees in a week and it took me 3 days to cut down just one! Something is clearly not right!” The. She wore a tight t shirt and I could see she had no bra on underneath. Her nipples were pointing out. My god she was hot!I looked down to see she had a short skirt on and no visible panty line. At this point my male mind wondered, is she wearing any underwear?Just then, I was busted admiring the young woman's figure. She looked me up and down. I could not hide the tent that had started to grow in my pants. To my stunned amazement, the young lady just smiled, turned her back to me and pressed. ................................................................................It was a couple of weeks after that first 'Close encounter' that another crisis hit our two departments but this time, try as I could to deny it, I had to admit that the fault lay with me. Well we coped with it as ever, but it was mainly Alexa's efforts which dug us out of the pit which my section's actions had almost allowed us to fall into. It happened on a Friday, a day when the cleaning staff traditionally. You went to the 'Ladies' to clean it, but you had to use so much water the skirt was soaking wet. Lucky for you, you came to work dressed in a long leather coat. You whipped off your skirt to see how exposed you'd be without it. It turned out to be no more than when you were wearing it, so you stuffed the skirt into a plastic carrier bag. It was quite a breezy day, but the coat was heavy enough not to flap while you waited in the bus queue. But you could feel the draft alright. Once you were.