" You know I look at butts all of the time, yours was just another one. Don't get all up on yourself." I said snottily.'You checked out my tits too. I...'s why I took off the sweatshirt. They look good in that cotton top, don't you think? ... and that's without a bra." She replied confidently."I'm not actively looking for a girlfriend; I'm thinking you're misunderstanding the situation." I said hoping to get her off my phone."Listen HUXLEY, get over yourself. I know your about 25 years younger. In truth, I was far more culpable than he was. I actually was the instigator of much of what occurred. If I had not been so fixated on this wicked little fantasy of mine, none of this would have happened.”Marc’s countenance changed. He looked concerned. “Have you expressed this to your brother? You know, told him that you realize that you were the instigator?”“Not in so many words,” I replied. “Gary really never wanted to even discuss ‘our history’ with me.”“Well, you should. You really owe it. The attempt failed, necessitating a long stay in witness protection for me, my attorney, my physician, and my attorney's father and mother.My attorney and physician entered with me into a most excellent three-way affair, which greatly pleased me. Once things started to look safer, and we left witness protection, both of my girlfriends left me for greener pastures but remained close friends.Ready to admit it? Weird, right?While on a solo houseboat trip through Florida, I met and fell in love. Within 30 minutes, the other 10 guests hadarrived. I was given a tray and held onto it as their drinks were mixedand placed on the tray. I carefully and gracefully walked from the kitchen into the lounge room,all eyes turned to me as they heard the click of my heels and the clink ofmy chains. I looked from face to face, they were in either suits orevening gowns, 6 men and 5 women. As I offered the tray to each of them,they took their drinks and took in my French maid dress and what.