..”“You are out of your fucking mind! As long as you live in this house you’re going to school. I don’t know what kind of bullshit you think i... going to go on.”“Well Mother, first of all, my virgin ears can’t take that type of language.”Grandfather and Stosh burst out laughing and just couldn’t stop. I was shocked that I was able to say it with a straight face. Mom was stunned into silence. So, I continued.“As for me going to school if I live in this house, well that’s not going to be a problem. Both of our arousal states were climbing as we stroked faster and faster. For the second time that day I pulled back too far and my cock lodged at the entrance of her vagina.Again, with Herculean effort I lifted it up and she hollered, "Stop. Put it back there and push." I didn't do that with Patty." I don't give a shit what you did with Patty. Just do as I say and do it now. I have wanted my first time to be with you and now is the time."So I put it back and pushed. It wouldn't go in at first. And from the looks of everyone around here I'm sure homeland security's been by as well.But once we cleared that hurdle it was all fun and games. Nick had to yell at the girls for chattering too much while he was trying to type in my answers.What was my sexual preference?"Human, over the age of consent, and younger than my mother."Had I ever had gay sex before?"Everyone in the room seemed gay and happy about what I was doing to them at the time."Have I ever had oral sex?"Um, would that be as. You ok to drive?’ ‘No, Uncle Brian’s more reliable. I’m heady with champagne.’ ‘Is ‘Uncle Brian’ really your uncle? As well as handsome and wealthy?’ ‘No, no and no. He’s not really my uncle. He’s short, fat and bald,’ giggled Eve, ‘But ‘Aunt’ Betty thinks the world of him. He’s been Daddy’s driver all my life. He’s reliable and … discrete.’ Eve’s mobile phone sent the stored message to summon her ride. As they rose, Carol arrived hand out glasses of champagne. Eve flashed a brilliant smile at.