.." Well when I am gone and I am put in the ground,I want ye to promise me to pour that bottle over me coffin - will ye do that for me!" Aye " said Jo...k. "I would be mightly honoured to do that for ye"."As an extra mark of respect I would like to strain it through me kidneys first"These are compliments of RabbiRabbit and they are awful, really bad:If you would run all of these at once I would be most grateful and you can even use the jokegasm line, as awful as it may be.What's the difference. Then started kissing my neck as well. “Whoa, don't change the subject, what was so funny? You don't think I have perfect boobs? Even when I'm laying right in front of you with no bra on?” I asked. “You have perfect boobs sis. Beyond perfect as matter of fact. I almost wish I had them so I could brag about them,” Jeff replied. Then I started laughing. “And you can never fail to make me laugh bro. Seriously Jeff, how do you do that?” I asked. “Well I just have magical powers over you sis. Didn't. That’s good. I loved my parents as well and losing them was horrific for me. I’m so glad my father took me in and showed me the secrets to success and my mother showed me how to treat a woman. Those two things, and the gift of life ... Let’s just say we have a lot in common, you and I.”“Billy, what did your mother teach you about women?”“It would take longer than the ten minute drive to the Top to explain it, but I can sum it up with one word. Respect.”“I see. Smart woman. What about your. I have no idea how long they watched but when we both came and I laid down off ofJack they were both standing there with hard dicks and wet spots on their shorts. I tried to cover up but had no idea where my shorts were.Jack threw his arm over my pussy and looking at his buddies said, what the hell? Mark said you should have taken the food out – not our fault.Although Mark said, you were already having dessert. Jack whispered in my ear, would you like to offer Mark andJim some dessert before.