’‘They are, try them’ she said and kept on the table in front of me. I was having the snacks and suddenly she said, ‘I want to see your cock.�...�‘What? Mam, what are you asking?’ I stumbled and a half-eaten chip spilled out.‘Well since you are having sex with my daughter, I want to check whether you are clean or not.’‘No, it’s not good mam.’‘What’s with the shy? I’m your girlfriend’s mom so why do you worry? Just show it, zip it back.’I was shy and confused. I sat and took off my pants completely.. I have enough problems Of my own!!Give up smoking, drinking, and sexGod visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking, and sex if she wants to get into heaven.The woman said she would try her best.God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.“Not bad” said the woman, “I’ve given up smoking and drinking, but when I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to. (“The Horizontal Disco”)Four days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.The old man said, “Sure!”The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived.“Sure, why?”“Well you’d better get over there, you’re about to come!”This really sounds like Jim7 one of my editors.A young and inexperienced advocate is leading evidence from. “Never do anything obvious, even if you think no one is watching, because you never know who may be watching,” I added.We quickly learned that not all of the stairs led to the basement, but discovered the one that did after several tries. Naturally the metal door between the bottom of the stair well and the basement was locked, but that was no impediment to us, and we transferred to the other side of it. Jill had called a flashlight to us before we did that, but it turned out that we didn’t.