I figured that I'd better clean up so I gingerly got in theshower and started rinsing off the barf and sweat and piss and shit. Iwas washing off my st...mach when I felt a sudden soreness. I looked downand found that my navel was all red and swollen and irritated-looking,or at least the skin around it was. I took another look, and OH SHIT, Ihad a tattoo! Those bastards, they must have gotten me the tattoo when Iwas too drunk to know what was going on. It was like, maybe four inchesacross and. Me jis ofice mi job karta ho waha zeyada ter pahtan panjabi mard hi are us office mi boos 1 pahtan hi gayes pahli wali apni stroyes mi apko bata coka ho ki mere boos are saree ofice ki pandooo are pahtan mere gahnd mar cokii hi are abe tak unloggoko mere gahnd me maza ata hi are mere pahtan boos mere sexse hot mahjir mom ko bhi bohad bar facuk ker cokii hi are apni koch paahtan dostee se bhi mom ko cohdwacokii hiiiii are gayes mere momkobhi boosare un ki pahtan dosstoo ki big hard strong lund. Last night while I was in bed with Anneke and Marika, he hadn't come home because he was busy cumming between her spread thighs, doing exactly the legs-behind-the-head move I had just mentioned."How the hell did you get her to put out the night before her event?" I wondered.Tyler grinned. "She's just here for the ride. No chance at a medal. Might as well enjoy herself these next couple of weeks." Sooo just like you?" Fuck you, man." Tyler shoved me in the arm while I laughed, then gave me a. ~Henry Cate, VII~We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office~Aesop~If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.~Will Rogers~Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.~Nikita Khrushchev~When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.~Clarence Darrow~Why pay money to have your family.