I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then I have sex until late at ...ight. The next day it starts again.”“Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven.”“Not exactly, I’m a rabbit on a golf course in Des Moines, Iowa.”Lexus LS400A woman bought a new Lexus LS 400. She returned it to the dealer the next day, complaining that she couldn’t figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice. He wasn't much of a drinker and all his mates were completly wrecked. He'd not even wanted to go out but didn't want to let his friend down on his 40th birthday,now it was 2 in the morning and he wanted to go home. 'See you lads' he shouted across at the group but they were all to intoxicated to hear. Steve was walking up the street to the taxi rank, still moaning to himself about how shit the night had been and that he hadn't had a look from any of the slutty dressed girls that had been in the. ‘The quotes I compiled for the repairs indicated a sum of five hundred dollars. You agreed to pay me that sum and I agreed I would not report you to the police. Is that not correct?’‘Ah, yes Ms Bergman.’Why did she have to go over the details again? William knew he was in a tight spot and her aristocratic, plumy British accent accentuated her cold power.‘You have made just two payments and defaulted on the third.’‘I’m sorry, Ms Bergman but I don’t have a job?’‘Spare me details, William. I have. :) then i slowly started to massage again but now it was different..i slowly moved up to knee she didnt say anything..then moved up to her thighs she got up and said oh baby thanks for it asked me to stop it………………….. then the next day we reached goa we had booked a lounge in a five star hotel..and we were getting ready to go to beach then mom asked me what should she wear..then suddenly i told her bikini which slipped of my tongue..but she gave a tough look then i said sorry… I said i dint mean.