It was last year March when I was at my flat with my best friend Rocky waiting for our other friend Tasha. We were planning on going out that night so...we started drinking early by dusk we were stumbling around but feeling okay because of the cold shower we had, I removed the door to the toilet because the hinges broke, and from the lounge you could see directly into the shower, we all showered quickly by the time Tasha showed up from work Tasha decided to shower, on one condition. We dim the. ”Little Johnny responds, “Urinate, but if you had bigger tits you would be a ten.”Can’t sleep < SlappyYou >Don’t you hate it when you can’t sleep because you are reminded of a mistake you made 2 years ago?I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night!Limerick An accident really uncanny Befell a respectable granny; She sat down in a chair While her false teeth were there And bit herself right in the fanny.What did Fap say when he saw a dog licking his balls?... Thanks.Why does a dog. “The way you obey me girl excites me. Your willingness to do as I ask makes me love you more. You body makes me want to devour it. Everything about you makes me want to make you mine and to own you for all time. With that ownership, you will do all I ask. Your willingness to do what I ask will always excite me and my love will grow each time I see you kneel before me. I hope you are starting to understand girl what all I am saying.” Mystery nods her head yes, “Yes Sir” and without thinking. She enjoyed sex, trying different things, but she was acting like a wanton whore for my old college pal."Your ass is amazing..." Tim rubbed her asshole with his free hand as he held her hair and pressed her mouth down to his crotch."We have to try it, baby." I wasn't sure what he meant, I doubt she knew. He pulled his cock from her mouth and told her to get on her hands and knees; head down, ass up. He must not have been all that tired. She obeyed without question. He walked over to his bag to.