..just sort of joking."   "Well, I'm not joking," Kate spoke quietly. "It's been awhile for me. Listen, I got an idea. Maybe we could go nex... door and, you know, have a drink and...maybe help each other out. Are you up for something like that?"What?" Sarah mumbled."I asked if you'd like to spend the night with me," Kate repeated. "If we're both horny maybe we can do something about it together." Your kidding aren't you?" Sarah whispered. "I was only kidding about...you know, that. A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.A checkout chick walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.”Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, “Your fly is open.”He zipped up and finished his shopping.At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the girl was that told him about his “barracks door.”He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached. I've found you have to look closely at them, make eye contact, and measure them up. Sometimes, what's nice from far is far from nice and the damn low lights only aggravate this phenomenon. On closer inspection I found one hottie and one backup plan. I started dancing with them, and then I started dancing with the hottie. Unfortunately, she would have nothing of it. I switched to the backup. I held her hands and started pulling her in. She smiled at me. We started dancing. And we just started. That was not unusual in these waters where the bottoms are not mapped all that well. When they were well out of the danger zone, she celebrated with the fisherman with a half bottle of cheap wine swilling it down to get the presence of the fish smell out of her thoughts.The old fool thought she was a bit drunk and she played it up big pretending not to notice when he played with her rump and "accidently" bumped into her breast. It was the least she could do to repay him for risking his life to.