I had never seen her looking like that before. She noticed, and would bend down to pick things up, sticking her arse in the air.Closing time came, the...last drinkers wandered on their way. Jo cleaned up whilst I sorted out the till. I went into the beer cellar to put the cash into the floor safe there. As I locked it, I heard Jo say "Hi". I turned on my knees to see her unbuttoning that tight white blouse. I just stared. She smiled and took the blouse to reveal a see-through bra. "Like it?" she. I must have stood outside his door for five minutes before I actually knocked. He wasn’t there, my heart sank. I must have went back a dozen times, before I gave up. Filled with disappointment I sat in my room. I thought, I can leave a note! Carefully I started writing one. After a few tried, I finally settled on, “stopped by to see you, I’ll try again tomorrow night.” When it came time to sign my name, I paused, I couldn’t give him my actual name. I needed a girl name. “Crissy, that’s a good. The boys are about5-6, and I got them toy guns for X-mas. Because of the pool, I'm around this chick and her daughter drinking in swim suites all the time. Early this summer I got her daughter high, and we made out, but that was a big secret, and hasn't happened since. So here is the story.This morning it was 80 and humidified when I woke up, and rain was expected so I called off work. The rain was due to hit the city at 9:00, but not hit me until 2:00 so I had the day to enjoy. The sun was. That's okay, I don't know theparents first names either.It's so completely awkward. It's just Mom, Dad, and Sis. Chris is theonly person who's first name I actually know. Nobody ever thought toformally introduce themselves to me, or maybe they did and I just can'tremember due to all the medications I've been on. I try to ham up theamnesia angle a bit for additional cover. I state, "You have a reallylovely home," the first time I enter the family dwelling. They all stareat me with heart.