. I kept her entertained as I tried desperately to score. Finally she asked, “You’ve been sitting here chatting with me for two hours. Are you ...rying to hit on me? My name's Gail, if you're interested.”“I guess I wasn’t obvious enough,” I replied. “I was interested the minute I saw you. Now after talking with you, I am committed. I'm Doug. Would you consider going out with me?”She paused with a smile on her face, then giggled and said, “Well, I get off here in another hour. Let’s go to. "It's okay you know." What?" You know, enjoying yourself." Thank you!" How about this one?" she said cheerfully, pulling a box from a display."First Time Vibrator, just the thing for the novice - you'll love it. Wedo an offer on the batteries and wipes if you buy them altogether."The picture on the box showed a slim, almost penis shaped vibrator, itcouldn't have been more than six inches long and quite slim. Surely itwould fit."You look lovely when you blush," Millie said softly."You have a. Her old ass husband called security on me because he didn’t like the music I was playing, security came and they didn’t do anything because I wasn’t breaking any condo rules. The day after that incident I was at the elevator and my Korean neighbor came over and apologized for her husband calling security on me. She said, “I love your music, you have good taste”. I said “thank you”, and asked her “why is her husband such a prick”? I thought that she was going to defend him, but she smiled and. ”“Yeah! I know! That’s how I figured it was probably a dream. My dreams often don’t make much sense.”“Like you said before, you have weird dreams. All I ever dream about is running through the woods because I’m being chased by something – and umbrellas. Sometimes I dream about umbrellas.”“What’s chasing you through the woods?”“I don’t know. It’s never caught me. Sometimes it gets close, but I always wake up before I see it. Sometimes I run off a cliff and fall – then I wake up just before I hit.