NO FUCKING FAIR, ASSHOLE!!!!!Let me tell you about when I got to screw TWO sets of hot twins, one night at my frat house. Then maybe you can get some ...dea on how to write a story you shell headed freak!We were boozing it up as we usually do on Wednesday night seeing as how we can just skip our Thursday classes. Anyway, we got this huge ass keg in the living room on the coffee table. My buddy, Jason, just finished pissing in a can that the frat president was using to shit chew in. Then, the weak. At most her first husband had taken a swipe or two with his tongue on very rare occasions, never with the concentrated attention and love she had felt from John in that one night…and how achingly much she longed to feel it again. She was quite adamant that no battery operated device could ever replace him. But the next email that included an attachment had literally taken his breath away. In fact, it had taken several long seconds for his oxygen starved lungs to get the message through to his. When Sam objected, Kathy replied matter-of-factly that while Jack wouldn’t be fucking her, he might be lucky enough to eat her out.Sam was going to slap her sister for being fresh, but instead gave her the warmest kiss she could.“I adore you, Big Sister,” Kathy whispered while Sam held her in her arms. “And I always have for as long as I can remember.” Looking up she added, “I can’t tell you how really neat it is to have a big sister, particularly one as great as you are.” She paused and then. As much as I loved the idea of getting off in Mom's bed, in Mom's body, I did not want to cheat on Charleen – not too much anyway – nor did I want to risk injury to my parents' marriage just because Dad's dick had dried up and died.I had come home one night, two years earlier, before getting my own apartment with Charleen, to find Mom sitting at the kitchen table. It turned out that she had been crying all day. She stood up when she saw me and fell into my arms. Her babbling was incoherent, and.