My bladder was full and I unleashed a long, stream of piss. When I had finished, I returned to the bedroom to see if I could help her further. She ask...d me to rub her ankle, so I knelt by the bed and began massaging her ankle. She relaxed and made no comment as my hands worked up her calf.I complimented her on her muscle tone and indicated it was a sign she worked out. She admitted most of her muscles worked out, but some did not.She did not express any desire for me to stop, so I continued. Her large, rubbery pussy lips opened up and welcomed my steely hardness back into the steamy warmth of her fantastic cunt. Slowly, inch by inch Michelle sank down onto my cock until it was finally fully immersed into her pussy. A soft sigh escaped from Michelle's mouth as she settled onto my lap."Ooooo…" she moaned. "Your big cock fills me up so nice!"Michelle laid back on my chest while her ass ground against me and my cock moved inside her. My left hand was busily fondling her left tit,. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was snoring.So, at least I got home OK.Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.“German,” she replies.“Occupation?”“No, just here for a few days.”As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from insidescreams: “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me. . Kya bol raha hai tu?Main: [ravi chupchap khada hamari batien su raha tha] ravi bahar jao or kisi ko iss taraf ane mat dena.Ravi: jaisa aap kahen chote hukum.Kaki ravi ko jata dekh wahan se kapde lekar jane lagi . . Tabhi maine kaki ka hath pakda.Main: are kaki aap kahan chale . . Apke hi liye to main yahan aya hun.Kaki: tu pagal hai kya, main teri kaki hun.Main : papa ki bhi bhabhi lagte ho, jab unse chud sakte ho to mujhse kyun nahi.Kaki: [mere muh se aise shabd sun k chaunk gayi or mujhe.