"Her father is our supplier of chemicals for pest and disease control. They live near Davis where his business is located."He went to the phone and pi...ked it up, speed dialing a recorded number."Jan, it's Harlan Cummings. How are you?"(Pause)"Good. Jan, did your daughter report a problem at school yesterday. I have a report that one of the male students assaulted her during the lunch hour."(Longer Pause)"That would explain her behavior then. Would you talk to her and see if she will tell you. It probably looked silly but we didn't care much what anyone else thought. "Would you want to spend the night with me?" I boldly asked. "Yes I would," she said without a moment's hesitation. She just wanted to call and tell her mother that she won't be coming home and that she was spending the night over at a friend's place. We stepped out of the club with our arms around one another's waist and laughing softly. The night was cool for a late September evening and the sky was full of stars.. A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar.The bartender gave it to her.Want to hear a word I just made up?Plagiarism.Why do cows wear bells?Because their horns don't work.What did the pirate say when he turned 80?Aye Matey.To the handicapped guy who stole my bag--You can hide but you can't run.I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run. And, since everyone was supposed to stay home and only mingle with people they lived with, there went her sex life!Without the interruptions and conversations with co-workers to distract her, Callie finished her work early nearly every day. She started binge-watching shows on various streaming platforms and adopted an abandoned kitten that she found mewling when she went to get her mail one day. She’d put up a sign, but no one claimed him. So, she named him Mr. Whiskers and gave him a forever.