Bt tabhi unhone aisa kuch kaha jisse mere dimag hi kam karna bhul gaya.Aunty: sale bhadwe,rand ki aulad,matherchod, sadi wi chut se paida hue hai, 100...bap ki aulad itne din baad aaya hai mujhe chodne. Sale randi ke bache kabse tere niche sone ki tamnaan thi mujhme aur tu aj aaya hai.Me: ye kya bol rahi hai apAunty: chup sale bhadwe pata nai kitne laudo ko lene ke baad teri maa ne tujhe paida kiya hai…Mai to bas aunty ko dekhta rahaAunty: abey laude bas dekhts hi rahega ki ab mujhe chodega. "Let's keep the breasts -- properly supported, but not sticking straight out. Let's keep them real -- bring them up a bit, but not anything stupid." Apparently, Consuela's bust had increased markedly when she breast-fed Guadalupe. The AI slid them slowly up the projection until I said, "There!" and added, "Remove the scars." She had a Caesarian section scar and an appendectomy or something, apparently. I turned to Hernando, "Why were there no more children after Guadalupe?" I'm not sure,. I walked to my parent's bedroom door and pressed my ear against it.Silence. Then, the tell-tale creak of bedsprings being tested.My parents had an unconventional approach to conflict resolution. They would fuck each other until they could no longer remember what it was that had made them so upset in the first place. An unhealthy approach, to be sure, but it was, in my mind, far superior to divorce.I listened to the bedsprings whine until my father groaned louder than any of us had expected. The. The birds were making such a racket, that sleep was impossible. He glanced over to the other side of the tent, and noticed the empty sleeping bag. Benny was up already. Tim poked his head out of the tent.Outside the tent was a remarkable tableau. Benny was sitting on the bench of the picnic table, appreciating the view of the lake. Three does were standing within twenty feet of him. One was eating some grass at the edge of the tree line. The other two were looking around attentively. A squirrel.