They were away on vacation and I was 'house-sitting' for them. With nothing better to do, I headed out to the local bar. It had been twenty years sinc... I'd been to the place. I used to hang out there with my friends during our college years, as usual, trying to pick up women. I was enjoying a beer, laughing to myself realizing the pictures on the wall hadn't changed in all these years. Suddenly I felt a tap on my shoulder.It was an old friend Billy. He and I had spent plenty of nights at this. On one occasion while making love to my wife during Jeff and Cristina’s trip out, she’d paused and asked if I’d thought Cristina was attractive. Sarah and I have always had an openness in our relationship and enjoyed “quizzing” each other on who the other thought was the most attractive person in whatever place we’d happened to find ourselves. During that trip, I’d learned that in-laws were apparently no exception.During another lovemaking session a couple of days later, I turned the tables on. She flitted forward and pain exploded from my nose.“Gah!”“Do you want my help or not?” she asked. Her tone was bordering on resignation. She was preparing to leave.“Yes, yes, I want your help. Can you take me back to civilization, please?”“Human civilization?” she asked. “Ideally.”“What’s in it for me?”“Pardon?”“I’m not gonna just help you out of the forest because I’m nice.”“Why not?”“Because that’s not how the world works, mister! Ugh, you’re impossible!” she said, then started to fly away.. She didn't glance twice at the other, because it was a shiny '57 Chevy BelAir convertible, in immaculate shape from its looks.She got over her disappointment quickly, though ... jumped out and ran to the Ford and started looking inside. Her dad looked at her mom then at me and winked. I grinned a little then sobered up and just then the owner came out. McEvers went to talk to him and they walked toward the Chevy."Well, come on Katie, what do you think?" It'll be just fine, dad." She piped. "The.