I nudge your body forward, making you remember to fuck my tits. So now, every time you thrust forward, I lick your balls, and every time you bring you... body back, my nasty tongue finds your dirty asshole. I start getting a little more aggressive. “You like when I lick your ass, you nasty pervert? You dirty bastard, look at you, enjoying a good ass licking while fucking my tits. Yeah, fuck those tits you dick. Fuck me with your hard cock. You want me to taste your asshole? Fuck my tits and my. .”“Yes, ‘fuck Holly.’ That’s what I need right now, Gene.” She began to fumble with his zipper, fishing out his cock before he could protest further.“Right now? I thought we were in danger!”“Haven’t you learned about me yet? Haven’t I taught you already? I deal with all this shit, all this fucked up shit, in two ways. One ends up with someone dead. The other ends up with you inside me. Take your pick...” Holly grinned wickedly as she stroked Gene’s dick to life.She rose over him, yanking away. -Phyllis DillerAny time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.-Phyllis DillerWe spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.-Phyllis DillerBurt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.-Phyllis DillerWhat I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.-Phyllis DillerThe only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day. 'Women have always been a huge attraction to me and I've spent a largepart of the last ten yers of my life in chasing them and loving them.As you suspected when we first talked, at least two relationships havebeen relatively long-term, by which I mean a few months, not years,but although the sex was good, and sometimes brilliant, there wasalways something missing. That missing something was being able to bea woman and experience what they experience, and so as soon as I couldensure enough.