There was one thing that still bothered me though. Apparently, your chimp, although immature and often unhelpful, has the very important task of being...in charge of all your drives. This includes survival which incorporates eating, security and sex. Now sex is a big one. After all, the species is at stake. And let’s not forget all the pleasurable, sexy and erotic side effects that are thrown in for free.Evidently, it is the chimp, if left unsupervised, that can get carried away with the sex. He went into the kitchen and pulled a bottle of vodka from the liquor cabinet. As he headed out the door, his wife asked, “What are you about to do? Go fuck some bitch?” “”Naw, Stephanie! I’m going to play poker at Benny’s,” Chuck replied. “Sure, right!” “Man, calm down. It’s just poker,” he lied. “Bye,” she snarled. Chuck took a blunt from the Ziploc bag in the small fridge in his shed. Then started up the red 2008 Ford Expedition and pulled out of the driveway. He drove to the convenience. Coach kept forcing it in, my hole was too tight for his massive wanker. I couldn’t bare the pain and asked Coach to stop. Coach spanked me and shoved it right back in. “Please don’t stop, Coach.” I said in a breathy groan of pain. Coach slid his hand into my mouth fish-hooking me as he slammed and pounded me into pieces. Coach made some awesome sex noises. Full of deep heavy murmurs and rapid loud breathing. I couldn’t help but to make my asshole tighter for Coach. I heard Coach growl in my ear. I did this because Kate did not handle alcohol well. A few more drinks than she should have and Kate got silly. "Dancing with a lampshade on her head silly" so maybe one night in four I'd get a call from one of Kate's coworkers telling me that Kate was in no condition to walk home let alone drive and on those nights I would have to go and pick her up.Kate was an extremely attractive and sexy looking woman, but I never worried about some horn-dog moving in on her when she was blitzed because the.