"Man - "That's nice."Boy - "Want to buy it?"Man - "No, thanks."Boy - "My dad's outside."Man - "OK, how much?"Boy - "$250"In the next few weeks, it hap...ens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.Boy - "Dark in here."Man - "Yes, it is."Boy - "I have a baseball glove."The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"Boy - "$750"Man - "Fine."A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I. Aah” ” Jub tak bataaogi nahin ki kya chhoren tub tak humen kaise pata chalega ki kya chhorna hai?” ” hai Ram ! Humen suchmuch nahin pata use kya kahte hain. Aap hi bata dijiye.” ” bahu tum itni bhi bholi nahin ho. Chalo hum hi bata dete hain. Ise choot kahte hain.” ” Theek hai humaari …humaari.. Ch..choot chhor dijiye please..hum aapki bahu hain.” ” Haan, ab hui na baat bahu. `Choot’ bolne me itna sharmaati ho, kahin choot dene me bhi to itna nahin sharmati ? Tabhi bechaara Anil tumhaari le. . I was just wondering about your perfume. Am I right in tninking it's Chanel No 5?She looked at me, slightly bored, like she'd heard this a thousand times before."could be....". she said. "And you are?"Jack, said I. If you ARE Chanel, we've been chatting online for a while. If you're not, then you still smell amazing.That's the worst chat-up line I've heard in a very, very long time, she said. But go back to the bar, get a bottle of Pol Roger and come back here, and maybe you can redeem. I didn't know why but I wanted her to see me again so I started to force screams out that only she could hear. Sure enough I could hear her stir a little inside her room. I continued doing so untill I heard her open her door I was bracing myself making it so if she was to peek she could see all of me perfectly. As I continued I noticed she was peaking in my door I noticed her so I closed my eyes so that she was more confident to look more. It had worked I could see her at the corner of my eye.