. and ... Tony Kramer is the best quarterback I’ve ever seen. And Paul Christian is even faster than I am...” At that point John just ran down and...stopped.“John, dear,” Andy asked with a wry grin, “why in hell do you think I just gave half a billion dollars to Hillsdale? In the vernacular, it’s known as buying you in.”“But what for?” John asked. “Notre Dame wanted to give us all scholarships, and I’m sure my grades are good enough...”“Grades? What are grades?” Andy mused. Then she brightened. ”“Maybe...”“Did you find it arousing?”“Yeah, a bit. Maybe you’re right about me being anally erotic. I think you’re anally erotic, too -- my anus makes you erotic.”“I was hoping you wouldn’t notice,” I replied. “You have a very pretty one, you know.”“So you’ve said, but I’m not entering any beauty pageants. Don’t tell me you and Linda went through that rigmarole before every date.”“Once in a while. Usually she took care of it on her own at home beforehand. If you douche two to three hours. He had gotten a call from Trudy that afternoon and thanks to the powers that be, Jesse will be fine but he needs to stay home from school for the next two weeks, which means so does Trudy. He’ll never make his deadlines without some help. He has a part time girl that helps out on the weekends and some nights but she goes to college full time so she can’t pick up the slack while Trudy’s gone. There were only two weeks left until Valentine’s Day and he already had more orders than he knew what to. Ghar pahuch kar muje yaad aya ki ghar ki chabi mummy ke hi paas hai to me vapis school ki aur chal pada . School pahuch kar dekha ki school ka main gate band hai aur gate keeper chala gaya hai to mane diwar jump karke school ke andar chala gaya aur library ki aur chal diya.Jase hi me library ke pass pahuncha to muje mummy ki hasne kiawaj sunai di aur library ka door band tha par window thodi si khuli hui thi mane usme dekha to me harain rah gay andar meri mummy bilkul nangi khadi thi aur apni.