'Too late' she said 'you should have seen what she was wearing, or should I say what she wasn't wearing', 'thanks for nothing' I replied 'call me earl...er next time, you get all the fun', 'uuur' she replied with a disgusted look, 'half naked women may be a turn on for you but they don't interest me.' I wasn't sure what to think, on the one hand if she had liked naked women then a threesome with a second female could be on the cards, but that wasn't going to happen, most men's fantasy including. Due to this, I knew my plan had to work if I had any chance of becoming the most popular guy in school. A huge cheer went up as the lights went down and the movie’s opening started playing. Becky was already fixated on the screen as the opening credits faded in and out, telling us the names of the people we really don’t give a shit about. I mean who really remembers the names of the casting assistants and makeup specialists? Nobody. None the less, I took this opportunity to unzip my pants and. Now, unlike me, she was fully and gainfully employed, and after trading up she insisted I took her reliable old car since I had had to return my company car when I lost my job.When I rang the doorbell, it played something pretentious and classical that I didn’t quite recognise. I remembered hearing it on a recent supermarket advert and I had to quickly wipe the resultant smirk from my face when the door opened.“Hello, I’m Seamus O’Malley,” I introduced myself.“Thank you for coming, Father. ”Ashley blushed deeply at this confession of love, knowing that she felt the same as the tidal waves began knocking down all of the barriers between them. “Why, me?” Ashley asked, as though under a spell. “Well, like all good things it started with our rapport on the court. You passed me the ball in spots I liked, and we always talked before and after games and practice. It’s how I know you like your coffee with sugar, not sweeteners. It’s how I know that basketball is also a way for you to.