. GRAB! THE! VINE!!!"-- and two that go togetherQ: Why do elephants paint their balls red?A: So they can hide in apple trees.Q: How did Tarzan die?A: ...icking apples.Building PermitSome have asked what I've been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was. ... cummin'....up... yer...sweet ass, bitch!" A rush of warm sticky liquid shot up my ass. "Take it bitch" he snarls, spraying multiple shots of his hot cum up my sissy butt. As soon as he pulled his dripping cock out me, I was invaded with another. This continue for the rest of the night. I was fucked in every position, in almost every room. At one time I had a cock in my ass, a cock in my mouth, and was being jerked off. This went on for hours and I am so tired, but it didn’t matter, I was. Something we'd never talked about doing, we'd tried and failed at anal once before so it had kinda been a no-go zone. But on this night, I didn't care and by her squirms she loved it. When it came time for my oral pleasure, I grabbed her by the head and made her choke on my cock. She had tears running down her face as she worked on it. As enjoyable as this was, I had to get my cock in her. Now this was no small feat in this car, we ended up doing it doggie to start with. As I pounded her big. Every man I had dated up to that point in my life had driven a luxury or sports car. I had come to expect it, I realized, but I liked how different Grant was, strong, rough around the edges, but so very charming, so very warm and friendly. He helped me up into the passenger seat, his hand under my thigh, almost on my butt, and went around to his side. The truck roared to life. I gave him directions and we were on our way. I watched him as he drove, studied his profile, the line of his strong.