We're moving to anew house and everything will be super!You enjoy wearing girl's clothes because, well, you're a pansy or atranny, transvestite or wha...ever you lot call yourselves!That's odd, because I could have sworn that I seen her up in her bedroomthrough the window.Oh Charlie, you're burning up!D-Do you think you'll stay in contact with me?I am so proud of you!***"Charlie, Charlie! Wake up you idiot!"He opened his eyes, gasping for air. The sky was darkening a dark redand the sudden scent. 3 feet of steel through the gizzard will mess up any spell they are trying to cast on you at the time."In Gonad The Ballbarian's case, this was a little too long for him to remember. So his teachers simplified things for him. "If you see someone trying to cast a spell on you, kill him her or it."Gonad had wandered away from the city a week ago, and he was very bored. In a whole week, he hadn't seen any monsters, demons, wizards or even a thief. For that matter, he hadn't even seen any luscious. It sure is good to see you after all this time. How was your trip? Did Maria do a good job of showing you around?I just laughed… “You, too. The same. Good. And yes.”“And you sure seem to be doing well. Is this your place?“Well, after listening to you talk about Cabo in college so much, Wally and I came down here for our first anniversary and I fell in love with the place. Initially, we bought a smaller place, only about 5000 square feet that had been vacant for over a year, so we got it. ”10 funny random thoughts to about 2016Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can’t.